If Ya Don't Know, Now Ya Know.

I’m having writers block so I decided to compile a list of random things about me and just write and see if that doesn’t help. So, as Biggie would say “if ya don’t know, now ya know.”

I never ate ham until this year. I think Chia Pets are the dumbest things to ever exist. I think most women look stupid in Bermuda shorts. I happen to find Red-headed men very attractive. I will only drink Coors or Keystone Light. I could eat pizza all day, every day, for the rest of my life. I could also eat Mexican food like this too. I used to drink tequila and diet lemonade as my drink of choice freshman year of college. I started smoking so I wouldn’t eat. (boy did that backfire.) the most attractive things on a man to me are nice shoulders and good teeth. My freshman year in college I used to smoke a LOT of weed, I never do it now. I drink diet coke all the time, but I really hate the taste of it. As far as I’m concerned, my Dad makes the best sweet tea in the entire universe. I can knit and needlepoint- I’m rather good, but I don’t enjoy it. Almost everything I own is black, or dark colored-- Light colored shirts make me hella nervous. I have the best friends a girl could ask for, literally. I talk to my mom on the phone at least twice a day. I know EVERY song- no for real, EVERY song—Try and stump me, I dare you. I can sing well and can make my voice sound scarily like Jennifer Nettles if I try. I took voice lessons from the time I was 10 to the time I was 18- I was trained in Italian and Latin. I read the Bible for 30 minutes most every night. I love Red wine and don’t think drinking is a sin, unless you are out of your realm of self control. My biggest fear is that I will never be a mother. I think loneliness will kill me before I reach the age of 30. I wish I had the balls to move to an island somewhere and just exist and enjoy life the way it was meant to be enjoyed. I am wholly in love with someone who is getting married and not telling him how I felt when we were single was probably the biggest mistake of my life. I secretly love skorts and think they are so comfortable. I used to be pretty decent at golf, now I suck-- The only time I ever play is with my dad on father’s day. I write songs all the time, but I don’t have a piano to play them on- so for now they’re just lyrics. I have a VERY REAL sixth sense and dream things ALL THE TIME that actually come true. I think I’m psychic, to be honest. I love doing things for other people and love to feel needed. I’m going to Asheville this weekend and 5:30 on Friday can’t come fast enough! If they didn’t make Marlboro Menthol Lights, I wouldn’t smoke. I want a dog so effing bad I cannot stand myself. This is horrible and judgmental, but I really really dislike Northerners as a whole. I think the south could make a much better version of the Jersey Shore, but we’re too classy to be public about it. Cheating makes me sick to my stomach. In high school, I was NOT the cool kid. I was B-list. As of yesterday, I’m in a Bocce Ball league and I have NO idea how to play. One thing I want to do so badly is find out how to make biscuits for my dad, like his mom used to make them. My mom is my best friend in the whole wide world. I really want an expensive camera, so i can take artsy, stunning photos and make my life look awesome/interesting via facebook. I could recite every line to “Steel Magnolias” on demand and do quote it on a regular basis. Most people look at me like I’m crazy—maybe I am…. It means the world to me that anyone reads this blog and I'm really grateful to have people that think I'm funny/interesting :)