Black and JetBlue...

I’m assuming you all have heard by now that a couple of weeks ago a Jet Blue stewardess—I mean, “flight attendant” had his own queen fit—I mean “emotional breakdown”—in the middle of an airplane, bitch slapped—I mean “harmed”—an innocent passenger and then scooted his flighty ass down the emergency escape. And is NOW famous for it.

Wait. WHAT? Let me get this straight… This guy clocks a customer, peaces out, and is now FAMOUS?? HOW does this HAPPEN? Now I don’t care who you are, I’m sure that there is someone at your workplace that you would like to throw ‘bows at, but—do you DO it? NO! you maintain your demeanor, throw them a shitty look on the side and move on with your day like any normal person.

And also, why are people on Steven (“Stephanie”) Slater’s side about this? Saying “Good for him!” or “you go girl!” or “I think he had every right to hit that woman. He was just letting off steam.” That, my friends is pure BULLSHIT. Never, EVER, is acceptable to:
1. Throw a temper tantrum at your place of work. (work is for adults, tantrums are children)
2. HIT someone at you place of work. ( You aren’t Mike Tyson, so calm the fuck down and go bite off ears on your personal time.)
I don’t see why his acts of childishness are being recognized, let alone praised. I don’t understand it and never will.

Three weeks ago, Steven Slater was just your regular, limp wristed, jet setting stewardess—using the isles for his runway and waiting for his big gay break. Turns out—He seriously got it. This bitch is writing mini-memoirs in People and is all over every American news network in existence. And, wait for it….. some shitty network like UPN wants to offer him HIS OWN REALITY SHOW. I said it. It’s true. Now stop vomiting, and keep reading. (it’s hard, I know but I need more hits for my website, so just do it. And no, I do not mean hits as in the Steven Slater type)
Seriously they are about to give this ho a reality show? I’m out here busting my ass (aka blogging in my spare time) to become famous and he defies all modicums of acceptable professional behavior and gets money and fame? What is this country coming to?

… and more importantly, what is his show going to be about? I mean I think he got fired from JetBlue, so-- how many people can he possibly hit on an airplane? Is it going to be the next “Flavor of Love” ??( I mean, Bridgitte Neilsen kinda looks like a man anyway, I can see how Steven might be into that)… But Seriously, If he really gets a show, I’m moving to Europe. I can’t live in a country where Barack Obama is President AND Steven Slater has his own reality show. I just can’t….


DISCLAIMER: I am NOT hating on gay people in any way, shape, form or fashion. (If the truth were known, I've never met a gay person that I didn't like-- takes all kinds right?) But your a guy. with gelled up blonde hair. and you are a flight attendant??? Let's call a spade a spade, people.